| You scored as Newt. The only person to be kicked out of Taoism for being too disorganised. You are Paul Newport, the man named after a smelly welsh town not because he smells but because he’s about as liked as the Welsh.
Newt once was in a war, fighting for this country. Oh no, that was day of defeat wasn’t it.
You will be found dead at your desk after tring to force a network lead into your head in order to speed up your internet gaming.