Deftones- would be a tanning cream
Marilyn Manson- would be a fashion label for scheming Cruella Deville types.
Metallica- Would be an all american four by four truck.
System of a Down -would be an advice agency that campaigns against personal and government stupidity.
Strapping Young Lad – would be a brand of baby bouncer.
Motley Crue- would still be a bad joke that you send people as a all male striper gram.
Bon jovi- would be a range of mens hair oils and aftershave
Slayer-Your friendly vermin extermination service!!
Pantera- would be a two in one conditioner/shampoo with the slogan “Why take two products into the pit, Pantera Mosh and Go”
Guns and Roses- Would be a flower delivery agency to troops out in Iraq.
Primus- would be a brand of cheese.