Rach noticed that our loo seat is begining to fall apart. Personally I’ve noticed but I prefer to live in denial, since the current Throne is nice to the royal behind.
But no I live with a girl, so the seat must be replaced.
And guess what Rach has let total strangers vote on which royal seat should grace the Newtus Maximus!!!
Not to be out done I now give you my honoured friends the opportunity to influence this important decision.