Of course you didn’t cos nobody is reading this.
Disaster, disaster! Younger Bro, or was it me I forget, spilled coffee on the old keyboard of DAS UBERCOMPUTER on Sunday night and it gave up the ghost yesterday. It was a bit baffling at first, since the combination of sticky keys made the computer crash in interesting ways, eg when I was playing games, using the CD rom. I thought it was some sort of evil virus or driver failure, or gasp even some sort of Hardware fault.
Now I feel dumb as shit. It was simply a crappy keyboard!
Gonna get dumber by drinking Beer and listening to the latest Kerrang (Heavy metal magazine) Cd.
Can’t get dumber than that.